Funny Marriage Quotes

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
-Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
-Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
Admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle