I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
Admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Jan 13, 2010
Funny Marriage Quotes
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