What the Oracle had said to Me

I just got a free psychic report from Ask-Oracle. Quite amazing though and it did amazed me. You might want to try it since its free. I am not a fan of this stuff but there's no harm reading it during your boredom. Just pasting what I got from the report.

(this I dont know what it means but it gets better when it is read and reported)

COSMIC FACTORS

The Flames of Your Passion

You tend to be active, dynamic, mobile and assertive. You know that you're special and enjoy a charmed life. Intuition is your thing and you live by your own code, which is usually positive and life affirming. Competitive and flamboyant, you give people a strong and immediate impression of who you are. Timid and slow folk may find you overwhelming, rash and willful. You are more or less self-motivated.

TIP: When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.

You may or may not carry a vision of the future. If you do, it is your passion and inspiration that can make you the hub of the wheel and an inspiration to others. Once you are sufficiently inspired, you can accomplish virtually anything. On the contrary, when you are without a vision, an aspiration or a goal, you become a candidate for spontaneous combustion.

TIP: If you are a hot head or have dry skin, drink several glasses of pure water every day.

You need to build up your energy and avoid burn out. Make the most of cat naps.

*I am actually patient, I guess. And yeah I am already practicing cat naps.

YOU HAVE PLENTY OF INTERESTS

You're more versatile than most people. You enjoy variety and become bored easily. You're pretty good at adapting to change and going with the flow. In fact, you'd rather go with the tide than against it. Put another way, you're accommodating and obliging. You can adjust.

You're good at getting the word out- by phone, by pen or whatever.

It's possible that you do six or seventeen dozen things at a time. You're certainly not suited for the Zen approach of one thing at a time; nevertheless, try and focus yourself more. Establish your top two priorities in each of several arenas of your life.

TIP: You'll be happier as soon as you determine exactly what it is that you want

* Certainly true. I easily get bored and most of my friends now that. Changes is inevitable, so good thing I can easily adjust. I am good at keeping secrets, but I know how to spread word as well. Multitasking, not a problem with me. But I think I am just too much of it. Lol.

Sun Parallel Mars


SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH MOTIVATIONS

You have some aggressive attributes, you're strong. You're reasonably driven, willful, energetic, assertive, competitive, dramatic and enterprising.

In the pursuit of your goals, you're willing to work hard and if necessary, face danger. You tend to do what you think is right. You are not one to give up or give in to fear. To become a star you need to channel some of your energy into physical activity, athletics and exercise. When you're restless, you need to work-out

* I am strong. I can attest to that. And certainly I would agree with what is indicated here.

Sun Parallel Chiron


SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH MENTORING

Either metaphorically or literally, it's possible that you have a wound. Either way, you're something of a maverick, who needs privacy. Paradoxically, you can heal your wound by healing similar wounds in others. You can become a star by meeting a mentor and mastering special skills. You can develop healing powers. Among other things, you can learn to give excellent back rubs.

Pan-galactic forces are urging you to become a wise one. Once you have acquired the true key to your destiny, you can light the way for others, one at a time.

TIP: kim you can cure your alienation by being of service to those who are in quest of their destiny.

* Yeah, wound. Everybody has it. The indications are quite interesting though.

Mercury Contraparallel Neptune

CONCEPTS BRING OUT TALENT FOR FANTASY

Your imagination can work overtime. You can paint pictures with words. You can think on your feet. You can become a super salesperson. Some of your most creative work is done unwittingly, as if you are attuned to a faraway source. You could be an actor, a dreamer, a mystic, a liar, a faith healer, a psychic and probably are some combination thereof.

There is something artistic about your voice. Develop your musical and dramatic talents. Learn to deliver your lines with something extra.

Instead of letting your imagination play tricks on you, work to communicate meaningful and significant information. Since you can unconsciously attune yourself to other people's thoughts and motivations, you need to stay centered, balanced and grounded. You are naturally psychic and prophetic. Organization is a key to your success.

Learn a middle path between fantasy and reality. Be creative without being an escapist. Your imaginative powers are second to none, and you could create for a living. With an extra creative effort, you could turn your richest fantasies into reality.

* Artistic? really? I dont even know how to sing. I am organized at a certain thought. And yeah I am a dreamer.

Venus Parallel Jupiter


PROSPERITY

You were born to lead and are very fortunate. There is extra probability that you will achieve affluence and a good measure of success. Women will like you. You will be blessed through travel, education, commerce and law. You can make money through publishing, banking, law and information. You're lucky and you maintain a good appearance. You may indulge a sweet tooth or some dietary excess. You're known for courtesy and charm.

* I am a fan of sweets. And hopefully this is true. *wishing*

Venus Parallel Pluto


EXTREME PASSIONS AND PLEASURES

You can make money from investments and from buying businesses. You can make a ton of money, literally. You have a phenomenal ability to make money. You can make money on borrowed money and you can make money lending money. You might consider currencies and derivatives. You enjoy personal power, secret wealth and pleasures.

* If this is true, I would be the happiest person.

Jupiter Parallel Pluto


INCREDIBLE TALENT AND SUPER SUCCESS

You can be a super champion in just about any field. You need to be noticed and you will be known for your power, your connections, your generosity and your adventures. You are highly competitive and unrelenting in the pursuit of your goals. Super powers and super riches can be yours.

* Superb. Lol.

Saturn Parallel Uranus

DECISIONS UNITE WITH LIBERATION

You have a strong independent streak and the ability to persuade the masses. A good tactic for you is lawful progress. One way or another, new ideas and technologies will play a decisive pivotal role in your destiny. As you have unique terms for success, yours is a somewhat curious fate. To get more power you need to make the most of advanced technologies and of the wisdom of the past.

* Yeah I think so.

Moon beyond the Tropic of Cancer

UNUSUAL EMOTIONAL IMPACT YOU'RE A POTENTIAL MILLIONAIRE

You could be driven to achieve success and fame and make an extraordinary amount of money.

You're emotionally cool and reserved. Though at times you exhibit extreme emotional over-reactions. Work to find the middle path to your emotional life, otherwise, a serious weight problem could develop.

TIP: Learn to constructively react to how you feel.

You may have been challenged to please your mom. Possibly, no matter what you do it is too little or too late. Do what you need to do with your mom, but don't focus on "making her happy." In some ways you could be an orphan or deprived of your mother's love. If that is not the case, then perhaps your mother or your father had some kind of "break" with the family and in some way you were emotionally abandoned or deserted. In your family, the mothering style could be distant.

* Somewhat right. IS there an explanation why?

Mercury beyond the Tropic of Capricorn


EXTRAORDINARY COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS

There is no doubt about it kim. You are a "Mercurial Character." You can be: the messenger, reporter, critic, trickster, educator, whiz kid, D.J., pixie and voyeur. You can develop a unique way with words. You're encouraged to learn another language, perhaps Spanish or a computer language.

Pay attention to themes of "twoness" and you can double your good luck. For example, you can double your income by developing skill as a paid speaker and published author.

* Communication skills huh? Well I just learn a different language not native to our country. And I did wish to be a reporter and a critic before.

Neptune beyond the Tropic of Cancer


SPECIAL ATTUNEMENT

You are a "Neptunian Character." You can be: the idealist, artsy type, movie star, rock star, mystic, chemist, socialist, spiritualist, or photographer. You have a great mystique and powerful aura. Like the Jaguar automobile, with plenty of good maintenance and fine tuning you can be a high performer. You're especially sensitive to your environment. Aquatic and nautical themes increase your good luck. For better or worse, your imagination is one of your biggest personality traits. You could be in the public eye a long time. Once you find your guardian angel, all will be well in your world.

TIP: Develop your ability to dance to your own tune, be psychic, musical, and charismatic. Make a big splash with your creations and impressions.

* Thanks for the tip but I am good with before that.

Mercury Retrograde


CONCEPTUAL FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

There is more to your mind than meets the eye. In your early years, you were in your own little world, focused internal. As you age and mature, your focus will become more external. Your mind will move into higher gears, and learning will become easier.

You may have started your life self-conscious and shy, especially about speech and communications. To those who do not know any better, you may appear absentminded. You are, in fact, contemplative and attuned to and aware of subtle psychological states. You just can't always explain what's happening.

You naturally learn through absorption. Make learning easier; get a copy of The Brain Gym. This little booklet will show you simple tricks to make you smarter.

In time you may develop special communications skills and make your mark on the world. Along the way, to make life easier and more fun, learn to make some small talk and deal naturally with casual acquaintances. Stay alert for changing signposts.

* That at least is one of my talents. At least I got something to show.

Mars Retrograde

MOTIVATING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

There is more to your actions than meets the eye. Often times, you do not do what you are told. You do not necessarily obey all of the laws all of the time. Because of this it is important for you to decide which laws you will follow. You need a code to live by to make your life easier.

Are you a candidate for repressed and potentially explosive anger? Do you exhibit passive aggressive behavior? If so, it's a good idea for you to learn healthy and appropriate ways to deal with your anger. Otherwise, your temper may get the best of you. An appropriate channel for these angry feelings might be rigorous physical exercise. Exercises specific to your needs are in the section that follows.

TIP: Beware of displaced or misplaced aggression.

Energetically you're not necessarily more docile or lazier than other people, you just use your power and strength differently. You can go off on your own tangent. You can have cycles of unconventional action and sexual behavior. Prominent persons with "retrograde Mars" include Mahatma Ghandi and Martin Luther King.

Some places possibly suited to your curious Martian temperament may include Alabama, Albania, Angola, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Idaho, Japan, and Tennessee.

* I am a law breaker, 100%. And I do manage my anger at often times. Being patient is one of my asset. And I like the lower comment. It simply suits me.

Jupiter Retrograde

FORCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

It hasn't been easy for you to find your place in the community. You're more philosophical and meditative than most people. Somewhat socially reclusive, you often prefer your own company. Paradoxically, you have a great need to belong to a group. This is one of your most basic choices: Will you sustain the effort to create a place for yourself in the community, or will you become progressively more unhappy, isolated and alienated?

TIP: If you're not happy with social conditions, retreat, reconsider and find a creative way to rebel.

Search out groups of people who share your belief systems and with whom you are psychologically attuned. This may take some time to find the proper fit. The people that you are looking for are out of the ordinary, uncommon and atypical. Consider starting a local chapter of a national or global organization.

* I would be very happy if I will ever find a person who thinks like me.

Saturn Retrograde

DECISIVE FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

Something in you bridles against tradition, conventional wisdom and authority. You don't like to be told what to do. Evaluate when and where it is important to take on the establishment. Get Kerry Johnson's The Science of Self Discipline, available from Nightingale-Conant at 1-800-323-5552. Nightingale-Conant offers an unconditional, 30-day money-back guarantee.

TIP: Besides the hard ways, there are other ways to learn. If you can learn from hard knocks, then you can learn from pats on the back.

You can do some of your best work alone. Ironically, in your later years, you may become a leader.

* I am working on this.

Uranus Retrograde

LIBERATING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

When you are feeling especially anxious and socially alienated, it may be a sign that you are rebelling against yourself. Allow yourself the freedom to be unique and, possibly, unconventional. Unusual friends are pluses too. You can be a genius.

* Ok. Ill take note of this.

Neptune Retrograde

FANTASY FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

You're a bit self-absorbed with past difficulties and anger from the past. Sometimes you sail on wave after wave of uncharted space. In order to stay focused you need an annual retreat to distill your inspiration and your creative juices. You can make daydreams real. It's your choice; you can be a channel for higher or lower spiritual forces.

* I am already unfolding some of it. At least.